Dating Chronicles: Last Month’s Misses

So, I really haven’t been checking my on-line dating profiles because the foolishness has gotten me down and I refuse to be depressed leading into the holidays. But, I wanted to share the posts of people that I just couldn’t respond to because it was obvious that we had nothing in common.

Like this one. Two things…using a term of endearment like we’ve met, talked or even know each other bothers the heck out of me. Second, who says that you like my complexion? Really? I was done.

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Oh, and these body posing photos didn’t help either. Why are you flexing? This is a no-flex zone dude. I get it, you’re proud of your body, but you won’t catch me sending any photos of my belly that carried my son.

I would probably feel too much pressure to date someone this physically fit. I couldn’t imagine him watching me eat and saying “You know that isn’t healthy right?” “Heck yea! But I’m practicing mindful eating.” Which translates to you not minding what the heck I eat. I’ll do that sir!

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Or how about this one? Your username is littlelipsXXXX and you actually have little lips? EWWW! I was reminded of little arms and I don’t like little arms or little lips. Sorry, but they really freak me out!

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Yep, I can’t. Why can’t men stay in their lane? Not sure what your lane is? This gentleman that I follow on Facebook talks about staying in your lane. Please watch the short video so you know who is in your lane.

Ah, the joys of dating!

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11 thoughts on “Dating Chronicles: Last Month’s Misses

  1. hahahaha…this was hilarious. i would be scared of those big arms. i thought i wasn’t been normal when i wonder why a person i barely know or know so well but not in that manner uses terms of endearment. its so freaking annoying. Anyways…

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